Monday 3 September 2012

Travel tips

Along with a more usual list of things to bring (toothbrush, first aid kit, etc.), I realised along my travels that they were certain things that were handy to have, that nobody ever recommended to me.
  • Rucksack which opens like a suitcase - nice big padded shoulder straps (preferably that leave room for your back to breathe), and waist and chest straps. If you get a more traditional top-opening rucksack, be prepared for frustrating 'why is X always at the bottom of my bag?' moments.
  • Small combo padlock(s). Use them on your rucksack (though dedicated thieves can rip through the fabric). Some hostels just have lockers, with either no locks, or a fee to use their locks. Bring your own, and try get combination locks so you don't have to worry about keys. Always reset to zero, and you'll be able to open them in the dark (with practice), or tell when someone's been trying to get at your stuff.
  • Pocket torch for entering dorm rooms at night. Or use your phone light.
  • World Traveller ATM card - I didn't have one of these. Apparently a lot of banks do a debit card that has little/no fees for international withdrawals/conversions. Talk to your bank to see if they do something. Consider switching if they don't.
  • Decent daybag/small rucksack - the ones that attach to a big rucksack can be useless. I never attached mine in six months of travelling.
  • Unlocked mobile phone - make sure it's unlocked before you go. O2 took a month to unlock mine. Then in any country, get a local SIM card and be more independent. If you've a smartphone, you can use it for data too, save you internet café charges.
  • Bring a student card. Even an out of date one can be useful for discounts in non-English speaking countries, especially if you're polite. Helps if it's not in English - Irish, for example.
  • First Aid Kit - see Gadling for more
  • Travel adaptor with USB - saves you having to find a PC to charge your iPod or whatever.

Wednesday 22 August 2012

What really matters

The journey and not the destination. I remember going on Cub trips, and not wanting the travel on the bus to end. Sitting in twos, chatting, listening to music, in our own secure little bubble. Warm, safe, in good company, snacking on sugar. What need was there for a destination?

Tuesday 3 July 2012

Irish films

History
Michael Collins (Neil Jordan, 1996) - based on the life of the Irish revolutionary leader (1890-1922), starts with the 1916 rising at the GPO, mostly concerned with the War of Independence and the foundation of the state, including the Civil War.

The Wind that shakes the Barley (Ken Loach, 2006) - set amongst the Irish War of Independence (1919-21), and the following Civil War (1922-23).

The Field (Jim Sheridan, 1990) - adapted from John B Keane's play, written in the 1960s about rural Ireland.

Northern Ireland
Bloody Sunday (Paul Greengrass, 2002) - depicts the events of Bloody Sunday in Derry 1972, when British soldiers fired on a civil rights march.

In the Name of the Father (Jim Sheridan, 1993) - about the false imprisonment of the Guilford Four for an IRA pub bombing

Hunger (Steve McQueen, 2008)

Modern Ireland
Barrytown trilogy:
The Commitments (Alan Parker, 1991)
The Snapper (Stephen Frears, 1993)
The Van (Stephen Frears, 1996)

My Left Foot (Jim Sheridan, 1989)
Into the West (Mike Newell, 1992)
Intermission (John Crowley, 2003)
Adam and Paul (Lenny Abrahamson, 2004)
Once (John Carney, 2006)
The Guard (John Michael McDonagh, 2011)
What Richard Did (Lenny Abrahamson, 2012)
Calvary (John Michael McDonagh, 2014)

Friday 27 April 2012

One week in Ireland - Galway

Galway is the Republic's third city, sitting on the west coast, full of students and rain. It's the gateway to Connemara, a remote area of scenic beauty - where The Quiet Man was filmed (Cong, Co. Mayo). Historic towns like fortified Athenry and traditional Spiddal. The beautiful Aran Islands, one of the Gaeltacht regions, where they still speak the Irish tongue in daily life.

In Galway city itself, the museum is well worth a visit, and just wander around the surrounds as well - the Spanish Arch, the Long Walk. See the swans in the mouth of the river Corrib. Follow the river back up to the cathedral and the university.

Out to the north-west is Augnanure Castle for the history buffs, or the Great Western Way for the walkers. Or if you fancy a stroll along the promenade, then Salthill is the place for you. If you're feeling brave you could even take a dip at Blackrock!

For me, Galway's pubs are the city's primary attraction. From trad sessions in the Crane, to gigs in the Róisín Dubh. The area around Dominick Street is full of great pubs, any hour of the day. For a slightly more touristy vibe, stick to Shop Street and Quay St - the King's Head, Tigh Neachtain, the Quays, Tig Cóilí, Taafes, Freeney's... there's plenty of possibilities.

Friday 9 March 2012

One week in Ireland - The Burren

1 day. Ideal to pass through over an extended afternoon, from Kerry to Galway perhaps.

The Burren is one of Ireland's more unique spots. A limestone landscape, it's still home to a wide range of wildlife. It also contains Poulnabrone dolmen, the Ailwee Caves and the spectacular Cliffs of Moher. If you're in Ireland in September, the village of Lisdoonvarna is host to the Matchmakers Festival. Nearby Kilfenora has a fine collection of high crosses.

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For any Father Ted fans, there's plenty to see and do. Many of the series' outdoor filming took place in and around the village Kilfenora, and Father Ted's house isn't too far off either. Fanore (Fán Óir) is where the caravan park from 'Hell' is located. The river beside the Falls hotel in Ennistymon is the setting for the video to 'My Lovely Horse'. In Kilfenora itself is Vaughan's pub ('Are you right there, Father Ted?'), the row of houses from which Pat Mustard emerges without his trousers, and where Dougal delivers milk to women in the nip. The roundabout from the same episode is a prop, but was located outside Linnane's pub (which does the best Guinness in all Ireland!).

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If you're leaving the Burren to head to Galway, make sure to stop at Dunguaire castle just after Kinvara.

Wednesday 7 March 2012

One week in Ireland - Kerry

Kerry is possibly my favourite place in the country. My grandfather on my mother's side is from Kerry, so I might be biased, and nearly every time I go, it rains. Ferociously. But even when it rains, Kerry's still beautiful. It's got it all - mountains, lakes, beautiful beaches, lots of great towns, history, pubs, craic. It's probably why I end up heading there once or twice a year.

It's easily reachable from Cork, less than ninety minutes drive to Killarney. Kerry is split into two peninsulas - Dingle (Daingean in Irish) and Iveragh. The Iveragh is home to the Ring of Kerry, a picturesque drive that follows the coast through country towns and mountain passes.

Kerry: 1-3 days
Killarney's a good base, though Kenmare has also been recommended to me. There's also Killorglin, home to the famous Puck Fair, held every August.
Killarney's a bit of a bigger, touristy town, lots of pubs, but with easy access to the beautiful National Park. This contains the famous lakes, Ladies' View, Ross Castle, and offers fantastic views of the mountains.

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On the Ring of Kerry, all the coaches go around anti-clockwise, so I reckon it's nicer to go in the opposite direction. You'll pass through Moll's Gap, Sneem, Castle Cove, Caherdaniel, and Waterville. From here you can make a diversion out to Portmagee and the Skellig ring. Every morning the boats leave for Skellig Michael, a monastery built on a rock of an island in the Atlantic. Sailings are weather-dependent, so if you can, give yourself a couple of mornings in the area to increase your chances of making it out. There's also a bird sanctuary, and seals if you're lucky.

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Continuing around the ring, you'll come through Caherciveen, birthplace of Daniel O'Connell, an Irishman who campaigned for civil rights for Catholics in the 19th century. He's often referred to as the Emancipator. Caherciveen is a another town that's a nice overnight stop. It has a nice museum in an old police barracks, and some old ring forts nearby (Cahergal), and a castle (Ballycarbery). Say hello to Philip in the Shebeen pub if you like. If you're there in August, the town holds a festival over the bank holiday weekend.



After Cahirciveen you'll pass some nice beaches, then through Killorglin, to return to Killarney.

Another possibility on the Iveragh peninsula is to climb Carrauntoohil, Ireland's highest mountain at just over 1,000m high. If you're an experienced hill walker, it shouldn't be much trouble for you, just be wary of using the severely eroded Devil's Ladder route. The Brother O'Shea route is a little longer, but less dangerous. If you're not very confident, I can recommend Outdoors Ireland for a guide.

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Further north is the Dingle peninsula. Dingle is a wonderful little town, full of artisan shops, pubs with real character, restaurants that serve tonnes of delicious, fresh fish, and where they still speak the native Irish tongue. It's also home to Fungi the dolphin. You can head out in a yacht or a kayak to try catch a glimpse of him if you like.

In the area is Mount Brandon, upon which is an ancient pilgrimage route. It's very accessible, as long as you take it at your own pace and have the proper gear.

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You can also try visit the Blaskets for a picnic, or take a surf lesson on Inch Strand.

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One week in Ireland - Cork

Cork is Ireland's largest county, and the second largest city in the Republic. It often promotes itself as 'the real capital'. Similarly to Dublin, it's got great nightlife, with a good selection of pubs and clubs.

Cork city: 1-2 days
Your main landmark in Cork will be the St Patrick's Street/Grand Parade, the main shopping street. The bus tour is a good way to get acquainted with the city, or if you fancy a walking tour (and Cork is pretty compact), try Walk Cork. I did one of their tours before, and found it excellent.
  • St Fin Barre's Cathedral
  • Cork city gaol
  • Cork public museum
  • Fitzgerald Park
  • CIT campus
  • The Mardyke
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For a proper old school pub, try the Castle Inn. Ask for the snug if you've got a small group of six or seven, and they'll let you in if nobody else is there. Other pubs in Cork that I've sampled and liked (though this is by no means a comprehensive list)
  • The Oval
  • Fionnbarra - great food, decent beer garden
  • Sober Lane
  • An Bróg
  • Fred Zeppelins - rock bar, though they wouldn't play NIN for us one night. Instead they played Billy Joel
Outside of Cork is Blarney Castle, where you can kiss the famous Blarney stone, and get the gift of the gab. And possibly a disease or two.

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One week in Ireland - Tipperary

There's two sites in Tipperary that I think are worth a visit for every visitor, one more so than the other, but if you've got time, squeeze them both in. If you're driving from Dublin to Cork (or vice versa of course), you'll pass right by them, only a small detour.

Tipperary: 1 day
  • The Rock of Cashel

An acropolis-type site, the Rock can be seen from miles around. It's been a while since I last visited, but you could easily spend a couple of hours looking around. Buildings include a round tower, a cathedral, a chapel, and plenty of high crosses.

Huge crowd gathered at Cashel, Co. Tipperary for Corpus Christi procession
  • Cahir Castle

I'm not sure why this castle sticks in my mind so much. It's probably been about ten years, but I remember it as a very well preserved site, with great information. Probably ideal for a lunch stop, and a quick look around.

Wednesday 29 February 2012

One week in Ireland - Dublin

So a few people have asked me to suggest an itinerary for a week in Ireland. Everyone has different tastes obviously, but these few posts should give you a starting point at least, and if you're looking for something different, let me know!

Dublin: 1-3 days
There are tonnes of historical buildings and museums to see in Dublin, and it's a completely walkable city. A great way to get your bearings and a quick history lesson is to take a DUKW tour. Only one or two sites are a more than 30mins walk out, and you can get the Luas tram to those.
  • Trinity College
  • Christchurch Cathedral
  • St Patrick's Cathedral
  • Dublin Castle and gardens
  • National Museum, Kildare St
  • Natural History Museum (Dead Zoo)
  • National Library
  • National Gallery (all of the above four are really close to each other)
  • St Michan's Mummies - check the opening hours first
  • GPO - at the centre of the 1916 rebellion
  • Kilmainham Gaol
  • Stephen's Green, Merrion Square - two green areas in the middle of the city
  • Collins Barracks - part of the National Museum
  • Guinness Storehouse - worth it just for the views at the top
  • Jameson Distillery


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There are also several great pubs, depending on what you're looking for. A lot of the below are what you might call 'old man pubs', but ones like the Foggy Dew and O'Donoghue's would have music playing.
  • Brazen Head, Lower Bridge St - oldest site of a pub in Ireland
  • The Cobblestone, King St North - great for a music session
  • Mulligan's, Poolbeg St
  • Long Stone, Townsend St
  • Messrs Maguire, Burgh Quay - micro-brewery
  • Doyle's, College Green - student bar, great on a Thursday night
  • Foggy Dew, Dame St
  • Stag's Head, Dame Court
  • Long Hall, George's St
  • McDaids - off Grafton St
  • Davy Byrne's - off Grafton St
  • O'Donoghue's, Suffolk St - the lesser known O'Donoghue's, but my regular spot
  • The Church, Mary St - not my favourite spot, but worth it for the architecture
  • Bankers, Dame St - again, not a regular pub, but worth a look-see
  • Whelan's, Camden St - great late night venue


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If you have a car and fancy a trip out of the city, destinations to the south in the Dublin Hills include the Hell Fire Club (below, it's got an amazing view of the city on a good day), or to Johnnie Fox's pub, which is a little touristy, but good craic when it's busy.



Further afield is Glendalough (below), a gorgeous valley of two lakes, a monastery, an old mining site, and hours of marked walks. Many of which you can do without hiking boots.

Glendalough

Thursday 23 February 2012

Day 174 - AKL-LAX flight

It's good to be going home, right? I'm a whirlwind of emotion, my eyes keep welling up for no particular reason. Memories of those I've met. Frisbee and cards, the staples for passing time outdoors and in. NZ has eclipsed almost every other country - the regency effect? Or because of all the people I met there?

I'm looking forward to a photo review, stir up some of the older moments, just as wonderful - the Trans-Siberian, Dom's cheeky cheery grin. The majestic Angkor Wat. Motorbiking through Vietnamese highlands with Seb and Nicci. Tubing in Laos with Jay, Diana, Tori and Team Denmark. Meeting Debbie anew in Bangkok. Pub crawling with the 4bg in Melbourne. Camping at Sandbar with Helen and Cathal and all the friendly families. Sleeping under the stars at Uluru - Dan, Erica, Lisa and Marco.

The first - Adrian. Oksana. Brigitte, Hollie, Kim. Lucas and Regine. Team Scotland. Bobby. Tess and Jess. The Dutch Brummie. Scott and Ali. Louise and Lachrissa. Lee. Kelly and Jake. Andy. Emerald, who left such and impression. Jeany. Tour guide Andy.

Reasons to visit places. These people. They are the reasons to go elsewhere. To visit their hometowns. To visit new places, to meet the people who call there home. Travel, and to be travelled. Broaden your own horizons, and help broaden others'.

To bring the world home. To bring your home to the world. To make all the world your home.

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I've been on the plane a little less than five hours. We are flying into the night, so my body is already confused. My watch says 7.45pm, so it's 6.45am at home, but what time is it in LA? Have we crossed the international date line? I should've taken note of the arrival time... 6.35am in LAX. Then 10hrs of staying awake, then straight to sleep on the plane, get myself in sync... I hope.

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(LAX) Jumping three time zones is a fun way to trip out. 28 hours of being awake.

Get page, woo! I'm special! They double check my documents.

Not sure what it is, or what time I'm landing. Think I may have told my parents the wrong time. Why did I think 3.30? 24hr clock must've confused me. No delays so far at least.

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I'm not even sure how much I've slept. Which zone is my watch one? When did we leave? I've flown into two mornings now.

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(London) A copy of the Irish Times! Joy! I read it cover to cover, finish the Simplex, and actually squeal with delight at the familiar sight of the television listings for RTE.

I'm beaming uncontrollably as I walk down to board my final flight.

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Wednesday 22 February 2012

Post day 175 - Dublin

Little bit of a wait for the bus on the 16th, so end up Skyping Nora. At near midday, a bus pulls up, but it's not ours - it's Wales, heading to Whakahoro. However, on board are Kaya and Lucija, Leoniek and Marlou, the Swiss, and Aoife. There's time for a ten minute chat, they're all doing well. There's another bus, driven by Nat, which is staying here overnight - she has 31 people doing the crossing.

When our bus finally pulls in, driven by Salty, we've got a surprise - Joachim and Svenia are aboard! It's fantastic to see them - they're heading back to Auckland too. We all climb aboard, sitting down the back, and head for Taupo. We pass a cycle event along the way - doesn't appear to be a serious race, but it's well marshalled.

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I've booked into Rotorua Central, and Jen comes with me. Neil is at reception, and shows us our room. We pick our beds, and when we leave the room to get our bags, Neil has already brought them up for us, Such service! The hostel itself is very homely, and the beds are lovely. It's obvious Neil and Catherine have created a welcoming home for travellers.

We wander down to a night market Neil told us about, stopping in a bookshop on the way. Grab some noodles for dinners, and sit listening to a guy singing, with guitar. Really pleasant. After a while we take a walk around a small park with geothermal mud pools, bumping into Mariella and Luca there. It's not that exciting, just some muddy pools, with a few bubbles. Back to the market for ice cream dessert, and then listen to the singer again. Joachim comes down too, but Svenia is not well. As the singer closes his set, we (the crowd) cajole him into doing an encore, and he obliges with another three songs.

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We adjourn to the Irish pub nearby, where the Guinness is alright, but ready far too quickly. The music is a bit anaemic though, no Irish stuff at all. Until the singer finishes, and U2 kicks in. bleargh. End up talking to an English guy who's spent time in the army - he speaks German, Dutch and Norwegian, and is soon laying on the jokes thick and fast, rounding off each punchline with a forceful laugh.

Jen and I stay for two pints and a whiskey. It tastes like home. At the hostel, we're the only two in our room, and play some Ramino with a couple of glasses of vodka before sleep.

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On the 17th, Salty picks us up to bring us to Auckland. Our route takes us via Hamilton and the airport, and then central drop-offs. Say my goodbyes to Mariella and Luca, Joachim and Svenia, and Jen. Salty drops me in Ponsonby, along with a Perth girl who's heading to Waiheke for a hen night. I walk to my hostel, but nobody answers the door. Another guest lets me in, and I find a staff member who checks me in, though my credit card doesn't work. Dump my bad anyway and grab a bus to meet Rachel.

Find her eventually, greeting her with a hug, as Dean is there also. Dean, who rafted with me in Rangitata, and left Wellington after the Super Sevens, came back to Auckland on Rachel's bus. We mosey along the water front, ending up playing frisbee in Victoria Park. Get a call from Seb, who's in Christchurch now. Head back to Rachel's for dinner, slapping together a salad. Pass the evening playing Ramino with German Mika and French Jessie. Lots of Monty Python jokes.

Home to email Seb and Nicci, then to bed, where I politely ask the couple sharing the bed next to me to shush. Get woken by two Germans coming in, which means half the couple shouldn't even be in the room. Le sigh.

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Germans wake me again on the 18th, as they leave in the morning. I sit in Western Park for a bit, waiting for Rachel to be ready. Have to go buy credit - two days left in NZ, and minimum top-up is $20, grrr! Meet Rach, and we grab a bus to Newmarket, where Andy picks us up in his car. He's looking well, with a job lined up at least. He takes us out to the beach at Mission Bay. The day is clear and sunny, and there's a great view of the islands in the bay, as well as the numerous ships of the City of Sails. We eat at a Belgian joint, De Fontaine, which serves up some delicious mussels and calamari, though it's a bit pricey. Only 1.5 days left though!

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Drop by the shops to get some meat and Monteith's Summer Ale, then on to the flat warming barbecue. Chat for a while with Justin, but Rachel is very quiet. She talks to a few of the girls for a bit, but I'm not surprised when she announces that she's leaving to meet another friend.

Head into town with Andy, wearing someone else's shoes that are too big for me, packed with tissue and wrapping paper. First port of call is the Northern Steamship, where I meet some of Andy's other friends. Andy and Bria (whose leaving party it is), Tessa and Laila. Andy disappears then, gone to another party, and I spend the evening with his friends instead.

Other Andy is kicked out of the next place, and then Danny Doolin's is jammed. BK Lounge for a midnight snack, where other Andy nearly gets in a fight. Laila's pissed off with him for upsetting Bria. We all pile into a taxi back to Meadowbank.

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Laila gives me a lovely lift to pick up my gear from Parnell, and then all the way to Ponsonby, which makes life all the simpler for me. Quick shower, then off to get the bus into town. The 19th, my last full day in New Zealand!

Meet Rachel, Dean and Jen at the ferry, and we cross to Devonport. There's a food, wine and music festival on, but it turns out to be $30 to enter. We eat at a café down the road instead, the others share a bottle of white wine, but I'm still on a high, and quite giddy, so decline. Chowder is quite nice, very filling. Stop off for ice cream, and find a grassy spot to chill out, within earshot of the Blues Brothers.

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Dean and Jen go and grab some goon, but a guard drives us to move on to a different spot. Underneath some shady trees, by the sea, we play cards and drink wine. It's perfect really, then Rachel announces onces again she's leaving. I'm content to play Ramino with Dean and Jen.

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I get a surprise when Esther walks by, and jump up to hug her. She is accompanied by a friend, Swedish Maria. I turn to indicate that Jen is also Swedish, and am shocked to see her throwing up! Anti-biotics and goon, a bad combination. Escort her back to the ferry, with a spectacular sunset. Drop her off at her hostel, with strict orders to go to bed.

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Myself and Dean check out Fr Ted's, but it's baking inside. QF Tavern is a grand alternative, where we're both IDed. Dean is particularly pleased by this.

We sit and shoot the breeze awhile, and introduce Rachel to 'Fuck the Dealer' when she arrives. Esther drops by too, but we wrap up pretty soon after. I walk Rachel home, and Dean accompanies us all the way, beyond his own hostel. Rachel bids us both goodnight with a hug, and the same farewell.

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Morning of the 20th, day of the return. Well, the beginning of the return. It's going to take about 40 hours from Auckland to Dublin. Start packing up, passing my non-perishable food onto a girl in the dorm, ditching the rest. I get an Internet voucher from a staff member, and mention that I still haven't paid. He tells me the manager will be around at 9.30. Sure enough, there's a knock on my door, and a woman introduces herself as Selina. She's exceedingly polite, and apologetic that we haven't met before now, denying her the chance to give me any advice on Auckland.

I laugh and explain that I'm always out doing things anyway, so not to worry. Pay with my credit card. She offers to book the airport shuttle for me, because another girl is flying about the same time. I tell her that I'm meeting a friend in town, but thanks. Grab the bus to the Britomart.

Find a coffee shop, latte and muffin for lunch. Jen comes to join me. She's well recovered from yesterday, but still embarrassed. She's planning to find work on a farm - WOFing, as it's known - preferably up north in the Bay of Islands. I sort out some postcards, then get the bus to the airport.




Tuesday 21 February 2012

Places I've stayed in New Zealand

Old Countryhouse, Christchurch
Kiwi House, Christchurch
Adelphi Lodge, Kaikoura
The Villa, Picton
Old MacDonald's Farm, Marahau
Duke's Backpackers, Greymouth
Rainforest Retreat, Franz Josef
Black Sheep Lodge, Queenstown
Milford Sound Lodge, Milford Sound
Mt Cook Backpacker Lodge, Aoraki
YHA, Lake Tekapo
Rangitata Lodge, Rangitata River
YHA, Wellington
Bast Hot Rocks, Rotorua
Base, Auckland
Hahei Camping Resort, Hahei
Karioi Lodge, Raglan
Uncle Boy's, Raglan
Urban Lodge, Taupo
The Park, Tongariro National Park
Blue Duck Lodge, Whakahoro
Central Backpackers, Rotorua
Freeman's Lodge, Ponsonby, Auckland

Monday 20 February 2012

Day 173 - Auckland

The weather in Taupo on the morning of the 13th is not heartening. Rainclouds gather, and mist breaks against the bus windows like raindrops. Miss P downplays the prospect of the crossing, discouraging anyone who wants to do it for the views, or just for 'something to do'. I try to convince Team Sweden, but to no avail.

Nine hardy souls march off the bus. Myself, Heather and Christa, Jay and Linda, German Philipp, English Sam, Dutch Linda, and French Camille. With my cheap raincoat, I check the lost & found on the bus, and to my delight, there's a very decent North Face jacket, bright red, probably worth about €200. Stu is our point man. He tells me I need a fleece, and I grab my thermal vest from the bus instead. He's not happy, but I am, and he leaves it pass. He drops us to the starting point, where it's spitting rain, but mostly misty. The first hour or so remains the same, while we walk across flat, scrubby land. Far more rocky than the boglands at home.

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We stop to arrange a group shot, when an older gent arrives. He asks if we're locals, and we tell him no. I'm used to people being lost and unable to read maps, so I ask if we can help. He says that there's a man having a heart attack up ahead on the trail. I know First Aid, but Linda's a doctor, so I get her to go see the man. It takes a few moments for it to become clear that this man, as well as the one having the attack, are both doctors, and the victim is breathing and stable. But their mobile doesn't work, and they can't call an ambulance.

I've left my phone behind, but a few of the others have not. Linda calls 111, while Jay tries to get our GPS co-ordinates on his iPhone. Reception is patchy, but Linda manages to pass along the essential details over two calls before losing signal completely.

We walk on to see how the man is faring. There are two Danish couples, late sixties. The man is sitting down, but doesn't look too bad - almost as if he was just tired. Reception is actually better here, so Linda is able to make a prolonged call to the emergency services. She is a model caller, listing physical details of 67 year old male, his symptoms and medical history, though the operator is confused by our address of 'Soda Springs, Tongariro Alpine Crossing'. Finally though, all details are confirmed. I'm anxious not to stand around like rubberneckers, and having done all we can, we leave Linda's phone behind, and continue with our hike.

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The next section cuts steeply uphill, but there are plenty of stairs to make life easier. My calves are complaining slightly, but no knee issues. The landscape is bleak - grey rocks against the pale mist, black stones and dark brown plants. It's a Dr Who landscape. We stop to snack and regroup. At the top, the land flattens out, a desolate plateau. Unsheltered, a sudden heavy shower leaves my shorts saturated. However, over the ridge at the far side of the plateau, we are rewarded with our first view. It's brown and rocky, without any colour, but the valley stretches into the distance until it becomes blue hills on the horizon.

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South Crater
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Uphill to the highest point of our trek, 1886m, the peak by the Red Crater. It's an amazing sight, deep ochre hues, and a gaping gash of a wound cutting into one wall. Descending the other side, the weather is definitely clearing, and myself, Sam and Christa catch a glimpse of the Emerald Lakes before cloud rolls in again. Walking downhill, the surface is unmistakeably volcanic - red porous chunks of rock - basalt? - and black scree with hints of yellow sulphur. None compare with the pale turquoise of the lakes though. The shorelines have faint traces of yellow, and although steam rises nearby (smelling of Rotorua), the lakes themselves are cold.

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Emerald Lakes

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We push on, ascending to the ridge bordering the Blue Lake - presumably a caldera. Looking back on our path, the solidified lava flow is plainly visible, like a creeping tide, frozen in place. We have a winding descent among greenery to Ketetahi Hut, where we stop for lunch.

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Lunch at Ketetahi Hut

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Out pace has been brisk, with Dutch Linda usually leading the charge. I try to keep it steady, but she is used to her own speed, and eventually I let her out of sight to stay at the rear of the group. I had been chatting to her at the beginning of the walk. She comes from a family well used to travel. At present, they are all scattered across the globe, and she's spent time in so many different places, her favourite of which is Papua New Guinea.

I walk mostly with Camille at the end. Parisian, and studying law, she reminds me of Hollie. A cute smile belies the intelligence needed for international law, as well as an aptitude for languages.

The path in the meantime has made its way into a dense forest, and transformed from dry rockiness to a layer of mud. Fatigue is starting to set in, and conversation has largely ended. We tramp on, through the mud, and before we know it, we arrive at the car park, where Stu awaits with a most welcome beer. He also has a video of the chopper evacuating the Dane from the Park.

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Stu!

After

We are all giddy in the car home, a single beer rushing straight to our heads, given our tired state. I banter with Christa, friendly in the front row. We drop off an English lady who's at the wrong end of the trail from her car for some reason. Then back to the hostel for a well deserved soak in the hot tub. A Kiwi joins us, an ex-chef for the hostel, who's now in the process of organising a wild food festival.

There's a welcome surprise in the shape of Michelle! She's more or less on her last stop, and we have a brief catch-up over a cup of tea, and she introduces me to Karen from Cork and Fiona from Glasgow.

The bar in the hostel closes unexpectedly early, and I'm denied a beer. The dorms are also cramped, and I while away the evening writing and chatting to the Swedes. Watch a bit of Jurassic Park, then retire.

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I'm up early enough on the 14th, eight hours' sleep. Breakfast of porridge. It's St Valentine's Day, so I craft a card from a page of my notebook, meant for Christa. Between myself and Jay, it becomes a truly nerdy card - 'adorkable'. Then I spy Áine walking by, and greet her. She's heading north to Rotorua today, and informs me that Rachel will be on her bus. A happy coincidence! Miss P reckons I might get to see her if they're early enough. They're due at 11.30, when we're leaving.

I give the card to Áine to pass along, and make a Skype call home. Daddy spends about 30mins talking about his PC problems, and I chat with Niamh a bit. I managed to finally reach Katie, who is still eager to visit Kerry at Easter, and I have a five minute talk with Elaine.

The other bus is late, won't be in 'til noon. I leave reluctantly, bidding farewell to Áine and Michelle one more time, then we're off to Whakahoro. We briefly pick up some hitchhikers on the way, in an act of kindness.

Arriving at Blue Duck Lodge, Dan gives us a talk to put the farm in perspective. It's an eco-friendly world traveller destination. He aims to preserve the Blue Duck species by conserving its habitat and destroying the non-native predators. Also the introduced pests like goats and deer. The place is beautiful - nice rooms, large kitchen, a fireplace outside - all surrounded by dense rainforest covering steep hills.

One of the girls working at the farm offers a guided walk with some kayaking for $20, which seems a bargain. Myself, Jay and Linda, Heather and Christa, and Team Sweden take her up on the offer. She's also a Canadian Jay., who left the Stray bus 3 months prior. She takes us along a slippy, muddy trail, pointing out Remu, Manuka, Kanuka and at last I get to see a silver fern.

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At Blue Duck Falls, we get a chance for a quick kayak session. It's been lashing rain, so I'm already saturated. I kayak right up to the falls, and then downstream into a chasm. The walls rise up above us, green with lichen and moss. Rain-filled waterfalls gush down, splashing into the river. No Blue Ducks though.

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Jay shows us an original farm out-building, a single-room shack, built with handcut planks. We trek up steep slopes, trying not to slip in the mud. At the top, Jay offers us a 365 degree panorama. It's like home, as I so often thought in NZ, a green vista of hills lining a valley, though more tropical than Ireland.

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We play frisbee as we go, occasionally resulting in me scrambling down banks to fetch it back. I'm too wet to mind crawling through the undergrowth. We loop around, heading  back toward the lodge. Jay leaves us, her home is up the road in the opposite direction. I'm due to try clay pigeon shooting, and a car comes to pick me up - sweet! Driven b the lodge's chef, a Donegal man.

Everyone has five practice shots, then five real shots. Maggie asks if I've fired a gun before. I say yes. She asks what type, and I reply, "an AK47". A slightly bewildered pause follows. Then she gives me safety instructions and warnings. Don't shoot too quickly, but don't wait for the disc to start falling. I get five of five. Very pleased. Miss one of my 'real' shots though, which means I am tied with James. We each take a left-handed shot, him first. He hits it. Pressure's on, but I hit it also. Apparently he's done it before though, so one of the girls (Carina) awards me the moral victory.

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I make some sneaky smores with Ann and Anita at the campfire, then grab a cheeky shower before my goat curry dinner. Delicious, and nicely filling. Keeley, Miss P and Glaswegian Fiona are also eating, and Swedish Jen. Some newer people on the bus, who we picked up in Rotorua - Carina, Marieke, Becky (but not Lucy).

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When we head back to the rooms, a campfire is underway. Philipp has the guitar out. I spot that Joachim has had a haircut (as has Philipp), and I learn that Svenia is a Friseur. A chance to rid myself of my dastardly fringe! It takes far longer than expected, as we lack a clippers. She does great work with the scissors, and I want to reward her, but only have a single beer. I share it with her, but all my cash totals $10, which I want to use to eat tomorrow. Hopefully she's okay with doing a favour for a friend.

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Meanwhile, Dutch Linda has started a game of Werewolves and Farmers in the kitchen. Part of me wants to recapture the atmosphere of Mongolia, but the greater part of me doesn't want to sully the memory, and also to join in singing at the campfire.

Philipp's great for banging out some tunes, but we fail miserably to harmonise guitar and voice for Summer of '69. No matter, it's a good night! I head to bed after a cup of tea.

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***

Another early start on the 15th - the bus has a long way to go - Wellington's about six hours' drive. I get off at National Park, along with Mariella and Luca, Swedish Jen, and English Lucy. We're all staying a night before heading back to Auckland (via Rotorua). It's a toilet stop, so everyone is off the bus. Joachim claps a hand on my shoulder to bid me farewell, but adds that he must also speak to me as a father. He's not pleased that I didn't repay Svenia's kindness, and says that respect and friendship is abut give and take. He's absolutely right of course, though I'm slightly conflicted - when I fix computers, I usually expect only a cup of tea in return. But anything more is most welcome. I take my $10 from my wallet and pass it to Svenia, wishing I had more to give, but telling her that it's all my money. I leave my passport as my key deposit, after we say goodbye to pretty much the entire bus. Cork Karen hops on too. Valeria is in tears leaving Mariella.

The day stretches long before us, to be filled with reading and writing. The weather is too wet for a stroll. Chat idly with the others for a while. We are joined by Danny and Nicky, the Scottish couples. They've been staying here, with intentions to do the crossing the day after.

Then I get a surprise phone call from Nicci! Yay! Bad news though - herself and Seb are heading to Christchurch pronto, due to a lack of campers in Auckland. They enjoyed Fiji though, got some sun in the end. It's a little disheartening, not being able to finish my journey with them, like a giant circle of life.

Before heading to bed, the Italians teach Jen and me a game called 'Ramino'. I have beginners' luck, getting three jokers in the first round, helping me to win easily. It's an entertaining game, but we all hit the hay earlyish, for 10 hours' sleep.

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Rules for Ramino [think it's played with two decks]:

Each player is dealt 13 cards, facedown deck is left in the middle, one card face up beside it.

Each turn, a player takes from the top of the deck, and puts one card face up at the end of the turn.

Aim is to be rid of all cards, by laying down groups of three - either three of one number, of three different suits; or a running straight (same suit) of at least three. Jokers are wild.

Numbers are worth as stated, courts are ten, aces are 1 or 11. When a player has laid down a total of forty or above, they may take from the face-up pile instead of face-down, if they choose. They may also add cards to another players' pile.

Note that even on a winning turn, the player must have one card left to throw down.

[Read Canadian Linda's blog on this at http://downhomerdownunder.blogspot.ie/2012/02/stray-cat-shuffle-part-trois.html]